Swinging Fantasy
Last toke: 105 days
Last smoke: 98 days

Some of my blogging peeps have recently published a quiz based on 5 'what if' questions from a blogger by the name of MCF. I liked one of the questions, so I'll answer it here, in detail.

The question is, "If you could be marooned on a desert island with three sitcom characters, who would they be?"

Segueing from my comment to Susan on my last post, my answer would be to have a swinging fantasy with two women and another guy. Tropical paradise, tanned bodies, sun, surf... What else would I do to while away my time?

The reason that there is a guy in this 'cast' is twofold. First, I'm realistic. I'd never be able to satisfy the sexual needs of three, hot, sitcom lovers by myself. I'm assuming that there'd be no pharmacy or mail order Viagra available, so there you have it.

Second, seeing as it would be physically impossible to have sex all the time and emotionally impossible to keep company with three women 24/7 because, well, they're women, I would need a bud to do guy stuff with. You know, someone with whom I could go fishing, build stuff, brew alcholic beverages from native fruits and grains, get drunk, belch and fart.

For me, the guy choice is a slam dunk. Chandler Bing. Even though he's not what you'd call a real "man's man", I think he and I would get along great. He's funny as fuck and not someone I'd likely to get into a pissing contest with. Plus, I'd get to be the dominant male, which I kinda like.

The women are much harder for me to think of right off the top of my head. In fact, I'm stumped.

I'm not sure if any of you really know my taste in women. Hell, I'm not even sure I do. But they need to be hot and slutty enough to do everyone else on the island, but also possessed of intelligence, depth and self-confidence. No one leaps to mind.

Any suggestions?
- posted by The Drake @ 3:39 PM